Seriously, A Women's Day?!

Google recently drew our attention to the International Women's Day, and I found it so unfair that a Day for Women was apparently still needed, that I wanted to support this Day in a personal way...
Might sound ridiculous, but instead of copying some famous quotes or whatever I thought that writing a poem would be the right thing.

To my wife and to all women.

It's sad but true,
I never wrote a poem in my life.
Today, my love, my dear wife,
I will do it for you.

And for all sisters,
daughters, Mothers and wives,
Women happy with their lives,
Women who suffer.

Today is Women's day,
Would make me laugh if I wasn't crying,
I wish it could be every day,
Be strong, for the times they are a-changin'.

How to tell my wife about her extra pounds??

I love my wife from the bottom of my heart - I always did, since the first moment, and I will do forever. We have 3 children and we are happy.

I had a few pounds to lose some years ago, I lost them but honestly it has been a hard fight. So long that I developed a serious knowledge about how to lose weight, and with friends we even created a website: Ephedrine, where to buy?

Now my problem: I noticed that my beloved wife has a few extra pounds, and I don’t know if I should tell her because I don’t want to make her sad. It’s really not a lot, sometimes I think it’s even not important. For sure I wouldn’t do anything that might hurt her feelings, but on the other hand, depending on her reaction it would be good for her! I mean, exercising, getting slim again, feeling great!

So… I am not really expert of women’s feelings, for sure speaking to male friends wouldn’t help, and of course no way to talk about that with female friends, being essentially friends of my wife! Well, I thought about it and I decided to ask on the web! because it’s for a good reason, my wife will not know (I just created this Blogger account for that reason because I didn’t know where to post such question, I hope it’s the right place) and last but not least: I’m sure to have your *honest* advice, dear Ladies.

In return, I would be so glad to give you any advice regarding your husbands ;-)

If you help me, even if (or because?) I don’t know you, I’ll give you a virtual kiss ;-)

Cheers,

Mike